More impressive than a photograph of sasquatch!

More important than the next president, worth more than Bill Gates' fortune, bigger than that weirdo Tom Cruise's baby story, it's Mason: STANDING!

Superbighugecavernouseatyoualive WalMart opens

Super Wal-Mart opened recently. I took a shot of the inside with my Treo 650. I got a migraine halfway through our little tour. I blame the store. I tried to capture the fact that that you can't see the back wall of the store at all from the entrance in this pic. I think the curvature of the Earth puts the far wall over the horizon, maybe.

Totally. Ridiculous.